shut up and drive

i sat through two hours of vmas tonight. because i like procrastinating. but there were some highlights from the show that i have to share.

#1. JT clearly dissing (but perhaps not intentionaly) the hills crew right after they freshly presented him with an award...by telling mtv to play more videos...and less reality tv. zing.
#2. jennifer garner calling gym class heroes 'gym class fallout'. ha. cause it's true. to quote from a commentator during stereogum's live vma blog, 'fall out boy is the biggest waste of air in the history of breathing and air and history and waste and boys'. and ps - who knew jg hated on emo so much? who knew she even knew emo existed enough to hate on emo?
#3. tommy lee and kid rock getting into a fight. too bad it wasn't on tv. a girl can only hope for youtube.
#4. britney's comeback. and by comeback, i mean half walking/half dancing routine. christ, she didn't even try to lipsynch in time with the track.
#5. the back of timbaland's head. what's up with it? it looks like a sharpei.
#6. the appearance of justice's d.a.n.c.e. on a commercail outro. good track.

that's about it. other than that, i'll never get those two hours of my life back, nor will i ever need to see timbaland in a tanktop again.