when you finally disappear we'll just say you were never here

yesterday one of the dieticians (let's call her dt) at the hospital gave myself, another pharmacist, and four med students a talk on various infant formulas used on the peds ward. and samples were provided. i hope in my lifetime it never comes down to the human race surviving on a diet of infant formula. let's just say it tastes like liquid cardboard. and smells like rotten mushroom soup.

now, of course, me being me, i now have the biggest crush ever on one of the medical students. not only is he cute, but he had me in stitches the entire time. let's call him cute funny resident, or cfr for short. and i will provide examples of some of his comments - keeping in mind that these may come accross as one of those 'you had to be there' stories.

dt: "if you get cow's milk off the shelf: how does it taste? does it taste sweet?"
cfr: it tastes like delicious.

dt: "now, what is the major difference between cow's milk and soy milk?"
cfr: soy milk makes you female.

dt: "one tin of formula powder will typically last four days"
cfr: mmmm....four days of goodness.