we don't care about the young folks

i wish real life didn't suck so much.

but i guess it's good to stop and think that some people's realities suck more than mine.

and speaking of sucking, i know that i never want to live in an old folk's home.

especially one where some lady sits in a corner playing a shitty version of 'side by side' on the piano while singing along in a wobbly falsetto.

i think i'm going to make some kind of stipulation in my will that says no matter how incapacitated i may be, i will never find crappy versions of shitty songs entertaining...and thus i must be placed in a home where the entertainment consists of actual entertainment. none of this weird activity crap like sing alongs and bingo. wait. bingo is fun.

ANYWAYS, this brings me to a thought i often ponder...will 'oldies' when i get old be still classified as music from the 60's? or will the oldies stations be taken over by bands such as gnarles barkley and the killers?

i think that would be entertaining - some lady sitting in a corner playing a shitty version of 'somebody told me' on the piano while singing along in a wobbly falsetto.

man, getting older sucks.