oh my little mockingbird sing

woot woot!

i just bought new bedding. on sale.

it's described on the package as 'asian/fusion'....however i don't get the asian part. or the fusion part. to me, it looks more like 'light green with embroidered flowers'. but whatever lynda reeves says must be right.

i remember when lynda reeves used to have this show on ctv called 'house and home'. i used to eat that crap up. i've always been interested in the whole home decorating thing, long before 'trading spaces' became popular.

speaking of trading spaces, my parents bought some 'decorative plates' and have put them up back home. i told them that when i come visit, i'm going to rip them down. decorative plates are about as cool as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. i mean come on - you don't want to give the impression that you've furnished your house with mail orders from a 1986 edition of readers digest.

words you'll never hear me utter: "i love what you've done with your decorative plates".

that is, unless i've just seen you smash them on the floor and throw them out.

who knew i had all this hidden rage for tacky decor?

i also have hidden rage for rod stewart, starbucks when there is no seating, shops closed on sundays, dina lohan, watermelon gum, getting offered an hbc rewards card every time i buy something at the bay, and tardiness.