shaq attack

last night, i had a dream that i was dating shaquille o'neill. which is strange, because i really, really don't want to date shaquille o'neill. he's married, old, and not that attractive. if i had to date a married basketball star i'd choose kobe bryant. at least he's good looking.

i kept trying to avoid his advances by telling him i had a cold. it was really strange. i think i was just in it until he bought me my dream purse...but i woke up before i could cash in. dang.