amanda...throws acorns with surprising accuracy

2.18.2006

vancity, v.2.0

here they are, the last subset of photos which are suitable for public consumption.














now, i love vancouver and it's silly self-importantness. everyone hugs trees, loves dogs, and seems to be earthy and beautiful, yet it's like the city would cease to exist if suddenly there was a drought of grande-non-fat-mocha-frappa-yabba-dabba-doo-chinos. my favourite part is that there is at least two starbucks on every block. as my dad would say, 'you can't swing a cat without hitting a starbucks'. so, to fuel the fire, i ordered me up a caramel macchiato. oh, the goodness that is starbucks caffeine.
















look! more aquarium pictures. i love jellyfish, because they have no brains. and they can sting things. the irony of it all, is that the friends episode where monica gets stung by a jellyfish was on tv while i was there. too funny.
















now, this was my favourite fish of the whole trip. if this thing didn't inspire bloat from finding nemo, i dont' know what did. this fish was so dang cool, it made me so excited. it was the weirdest shaped fish in the history of weird shaped fish. i mean, its mouth was always open! it's head was so big! it was awesome, and i'm going to sit here and think about it's awesomeness for a few minutes.
















okay, back to it. this is the cutest thing ever. it's an upside-down beluga. he seemed to enjoy bobbing upside-down infront of the under water viewing tank. up top, you could see his tail going up and down...it was really rather odd...but it looks like he's smiling, and i think it's so sweet. i want to jump in the tank with him, and give him a hug whilst singing 'baby beluga in the deep blue sea..." raffi would be so proud.
















and now, what you've all been waiting for. i ran inside after i saw this to ask if indeed mr. bo-jangles was really a girl, but nobody seemed to have actually ever met mr. bo-jangles. either that, or it is really some kind of company secret that nobody can tell. kind of like the question about whether or not clay aiken is really gay. it's just overlooked, even though everybody already knows the answer.

and that is my trip to vancovuer. it was fun, and i wish i was still there, because now it's cold here and my skin is dry. i miss the smell of the ocean, and the ability to walk five feet from where i am in any direction to an orange-mocha-frappucino.

6 Comments:

  • lol Amanda you always have good blogs to read. btw, Clay Aiken is straight. As gay as he acts, the picture of him grabbing Sarah Afshar's tits proves that he is straight as a line. lol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:23 PM  

  • Before I finished reading the post, I had big plans of leaving the comment, "Orange mocha frapuccino!" But you made the joke. And now I am sad.

    We gave my parents a driving tour through downtown Victoria today. Chris pointed out the window and said, "There's a Starbucks! One of the few in the city." Then he paused for about three seconds and pointed and said, "There's a Starbucks! One of the few in the city."

    We used the last part of that statement way too many times after that, especially for fish&chips shoppes, funeral homes, and anything old people related.

    By Blogger Queen of West Procrastination, at 6:46 PM  

  • That is the second time I have seen Sarah Ashfar linked to Clay Aiken in the blogosphere. Where on earth did anyone come up with that connection?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:28 PM  

  • Jen Senfth (overly obsessed Claymate) was sued by Sarah Afshar in 2003 for identity theft and slander. I guess Jen thought posting her name with Clay's is going to be a great way to get back at Sarah and have the claymates target Sarah. Sarah does not know Clay Aiken or has ever met him. She has no pictures with him. That is a picture of his makeup artist Mezghran. Total bs made up by an obsessed internet stalker to get her rocks off.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:10 AM  

  • I contacted Sarah Afshar through her msn group directly and she told me that it wasn't her tits Clay was grabbing. She also told me that she doesn't know him but does think he has a beautiful voice.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:13 AM  

  • The claymates put Clay with anyone who is attractive with a vagina. They think it will take away the reality that Clay is a gay man.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:20 AM  

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