your fly's down

for the past two hours or so, i have been watching tom arnold make out with maggie gyllenhaal. actually, they don't make out the full two hours, but that seems to be the part that is burned in my mind. the only reason i am able to forgive the movie for that, is the fact that jesse bradford is in it, and i heart jesse bradford. although i hated him in hackers. but i love him now. mostly because he was in bring it on.

which brings me to hating maggie gyllenhaal. and to quote my grandma, 'i bet she's a bitch'. *although my grandma said that about martha stewart, not m.g.*

i think i dislike maggie so much because she has a pretentious air about her. but the funny thing is, the girl really never brushes her hair...nor looks like she shops anywhere but stores that sell clothes by the pound. so how can she walk around like her poop doesn't stink? frankly, i think she should pull her bottom lip over her head and swallow.

so, that is the end of my rant about that.

today was a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. i took a stroll in the westboro district of town, and bought the teeniest little water bottle. it's so cute. 300mls. i plan on taking it to the art gallery with me tomorrow, and smuggling it around in my purse. it's the perfect size for smuggling water into places where you shouldn't smuggle water. now, i need to find places that don't allow water, so i can smuggle more.

and i had a revelation today whilst driving. i realized, that ottawa might be one of the only cities i can think of that doesn't have a 'north end' of town. really. you can't go north in ottawa - nobody will say, 'i live in the north end' - because if you live in the north end, you either live in the river, or in quebec. soooo, technically there is only east, west or south. which fascinates me.

but, that's enough stupid thoughts for one day. james blunt is on snl tonight, and if you like british soldiers who sing sappy songs, like most of you do, you should tune in. i think that so many british men are mopey because it rains so much over there, and they all have bad teeth.

adieu.