i hope they name it cinnamon bun...

wouldn't that be great if brangelina named their baby something extra strange? what would be even better, is if it was really funny looking. which, i imagine it will be. i mean, both of them are uber good looking on their own, but can you picture their features meshed together? c'mon, no man alive would look good with mme. jolie's kisser plastered on his face. ugh. talk about a weird family...all those poor kids are going to need some major psychotherapy.

in other news, i want to pop my ear drums with q-tips, so i never have to hear hillary duff sing 'beat of my heart' ever again. and that video! aaargh, that video. it has inspired me to write a letter to miss duff herself.

dear hillary,

i have compiled a list of things that are wrong with your video, and your face.

number one. nobody plays the drums in four inch stilettos. number two. obviously, that clear mic you're using isn't really a microphone. who are you trying to kid? number three. who did your choreography for this video? the way they taught you to sway your head back and forth like that is simply superb. you must give me their number. only truly talented people like you can nod their heads with such precision and accuracy. and how you manage to hold your head up with all that excess weight coming from your mouth takes so much courage. which, leads me to: number four. your teeth are way to big for your face. go back to whoever glued those things onto your original teeth, and break their kneecaps. they did a bad job. number five. i don't know how joel madden dates you, then wakes up every morning and tells the world with a straight face that he is punk rock. nobody that is punk-rock would date hillary duff. number six. can you do us all a favour and do a season of the surreal life already, admit your career is over, go on dancing with the stars, admit your career is really over, and then just shut the hell up?

with much love and hope you'll go away soon,

xxxx

amanda