weekender fun

well, i had a good weekend of relaxing and eating too much food. now i'm back in town to do some homework - don't i know how to put the f-u back in fun!

now, there were some highlights to my weekend which i would like to share:

#1 - i was watching tv on saturday, and like my typical self, flipping channels constantl, because i think i have a.d.d. anyways, i paused on this cbc show about whales. these people were whale watching this certain type of whale because it was mating season. now, they're out in the middle of the ocean and there were these two whales humping, and everyone is on deck watching htis go down. as i'm watching this, the whale expert who was narrating went into a big explanaition about the male whale's man-bits being like 3.5 meters long. they're showing all the people on the boat all excited about seeing these whales get it on, and showing them taking pictures, when all of a sudden the male came out of the water and this one lady started yelling, 'penis! penis! penis!' like it was the most exciting thing she'd ever seen. i laughed very hard.

#2 - i saw an oldsmobile in a parking lot with a decal on the side that said 'sassy but classy'. may i just say to this person, that if you need to state that you're classy on the side of your car, you might not be. however, if everyone had adjectives on the side of their cars to describe themselves, then you would fit right in.

#3 - my grandma called martha stewart a bitch.

okay, now i have to get to work on some laundry, and the homework mentioned as above.

oh, and a big-up to k-rock on her birthday.