i should buy a kleenex factory

i can always tell when i'm in the prairies, because i seem to have this ability to sneeze for like 13 hours a day. i suppose i can blame that on the fact that i'm allergic to pretty much the season of fall in general. but it's getting to be rediculous. but to make it all bearable, i am now trying to play games while i encounter these sneeze fits.

for example, you know the old tale about how you can't sneeze with your eyes open? i think it's true. for all i try, i really can't sneeze with my eyes open. and sometimes, i try to minimize my sneeze by keeping my mouth shut. but on this most recent attempt, it ended up backfiring and almost squishing my brains out my ears.

i managed to avoid sneezing for two hours tonight as i went to the theatre to watch 'just like heaven' with mark ruffalo and reese witherspoon. i love mark ruffalo. i think it's partially because if you drop the 'r' and add a 'b' his last name is buffalo.