bus dropping

i take the bus. on several occasions, i have mentioned how much i loathe the bus. that sentiment still remains true, however this morning was a little more interesting. here is a tidbit which i overheard two 15 year olds exchange this morning:

girl: japan is not part of asia. i know this for a fact.
boy: yes, it is.
girl: no, it’s not
boy: yes, it is
girl: i’m in geography right now. it isn’t
boy: i took geography too. it is.
girl: don’t pick this argument with me. i’m going to win.
boy: japan is to asia like hawaii is to north america.
girl: what did you get in geography? i have like 100%
boy: I had high nineties. and you’re wrong
girl: i’m right. japan is NOT in asia.
boy: you are a stupid fart faced barf head who is dumber than shit*

*not actually said by boy, but thought by me.

the thing i love the most is the defiantly loud expression with which the girl was speaking. it was like she was trying to purposely show the whole bus how stupid she was. silly girl.

now, on to last night's american idol. i love ace. in fact, to cement the fact that we are indeed soul mates, we have the same watch. his is in boy version, and mine is in girls. it's a match made in imaginary delusional heaven.

and completely overlooking the fact that i want to punch gedeon in his disproportionate overly weird face, i'm going to move on to the fact that kevin covais makes my heart break. the kid is so cute. however, the large elephant in the room that nobody seems to be addressing is his thpeech impedement. he's cute, but not exactly american idol fare. my predictions for tonight? bye bye kevin, bobby brady, kinnik, and trailer.

i leave with one more thought. how on earth are they going to pull this off? this isn't going to end well. although i do draw some parallels between this and the sam roberts video for 'brother down'. so really, it's pretty much been done...and in like three minutes. hollywood: save your money. instead, turn this into a movie.