rock bottom

i'm going to a zombie movie. i have never actually seen a zombie movie, nor do i desire ever seeing a zombie movie. alas, i am going to one in 45 minutes. it's out of sheer boredom, and the fact that i've done nothing today. the opportunity presented itself, and yes, somehow i managed to convince myself that watching a zombie movie would be better than an evening of doing nothing. i may prove myself wrong.

hopefully i'll get eaten by a zombie during the previews and i won't have to suffer through the movie. then, when i inevitably become a zombie myself, i'll lurk in the theater and eat other poor girls like me who are seeing zombie movies against their will. then hollywood can make a movie out of my life, and call it 'the zombie who saved the world from bad dates' or something. that's just the working title. i imagine drew barrymore would play me....and that i'd steal fab from her in real life and we'd have millions of babies.