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well, i haven't posted in awhile due to me being buried in the library under a pile of books. i'm also not likely to post again for another while due to that same pile being put back on tomorrow. but i'll share a few things i've learned over the past few days.

i have learned it is virutally impossible to get any work done in the law library. if some stupid girl's cell phone isn't going off and distracting me, one of the thirty-billion hot guys in law school is walking by me, and i have to look at their ass. no, i can't not look. i transferred over to the natural sciences library, where the students there are fugly. it makes working alot easier. except when really ugly boyfriend and girlfriend start touching each other. they're gross. he snorts all the time, and she has a moustache. there is the occasional cute boy at the nat. sci. library, but he is inevitably a dork. i saw one wearing sorels the other day....who wears sorels willingly after the age of 9?

i have learned that there can be a journal written about pretty much anything. i have spent the past two days staring at 'the journal of vaccum science' (both editions A and B), the 'journal of heterocyclic chemistry', and the 'journal of glaciology' just to name a few. Who reads these? i think i shall set up a hidden camera to try and catch the nerds in their natural habitats. it'll be like a hinterland 'who's who' but with no snow and real people.

eight hours a day in the library has made me think that 'pubicle' would be a funnier term than 'cubicle'. and i now know that 'micturation' is just a fancy word for peeing. try and use it in a sentence.