everybody's got something, they'll take your money...and never give up

remember the zit remedy? man, do i ever wish they had more than one hit. which leads me to wayne's world. i was watching it tonight, and i totally forgot that cassandra's band is called crucial taunt. if that's not the best band name ever, i don't know what is.

so i saw national treasure last night. actually not half bad for a nicholas cage movie, considering it had the obligatory beautiful lead actress makes out with gross nicholas cage moment. barf. that poor girl. you couldn't pay me enough money to make out with nicholas cage and his sloppy mouth. well, you at least couldn't pay me to enjoy it. remember when he married lisa-marie presley? good times.

some more good times on the drive home today. you know when someone's going like 1/2 a km faster than you on cruise control, and you see them coming up behind you for like half an hour, then it takes another ten minutes for them to pass you? yeah, this dude did that to me, and i was laughing the whole time he was driving next to me. how could i not laugh? dude was driving right beside me. i also was pondering what happens to all the wildlife that gets schmucked along the road. i see the smears....where do they go? who's sucky ass job is it to pick that stuff up? then i had a sing-along.