you sit on a throne of lies

well it appears i lived through the dreaded therapeutics exam from hell. i'm sure glad that our profs emphasize important points, and then put the non-important ones on the exam. i love that. i bought elf for myself to compensate for my retardedness and bitterness towards mankind. not mankind the wrestler though. he's cool.

i was sitting thinking the other day about mullets. that's not totally out of the ordinary, as i often think about mullets. but that's besides the point. i was just wondering why people actually still have mullets? sure, there are the hipsters that are cutting their hair like that becaue it's so not cool it's cool to have a mullet. but i'm talking about the people that actually have mullets because they have since 1983. does the mullet act like some force-field in which the mullet-bashing can not penetrate? maybe that's why they all seem like no one got the 'cut your mullet off, loser' memo. but really, you have to know it's not cool. who are these people kidding.

the boys from matt mays and el torpedo rocked my world last night. i do love afternoons.