i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

so i have this theory that the only reason andy is still on the apprentice is because donald trump wants to dress him up in pink booty shorts and have him serve him pina coladas by the pool. i see the way he looks at him. he so wants to make andy his bitch. can't you picture the donald spanking him as he walks away, laughing like a school girl? maybe it's just me.

i was at the corner pharmacy today buying a treat for myself and my roommate when the clerk started talking to me. normally this idle conversation wouldn't be weird, but it was the same clerk that only one week ago looked at my boobs as he was passing me my bag. smooth, buddy. really smooth. so now he tries to talk to me about school.....he's actually kind of cute....but i looked like ass having come out of my lab exam wearing a bouffant for an hour and a half (thus having a line on my forehead) and all i wanted to do was go home. boys are so weird. you can look like shit and they'll talk to you, or you can hang out all summer with them and they won't email you. fuckers.

okay, so that's my rant. i plan on doing nothing but not thinking about boys for this whole next ten minutes. in fact, i'll think about something completely different....how about HB pencils.