life's a bitch and so am i

so i'm sitting in class 'listening' to my medchem prof when in the middle of a sentence, he stops and makes this noise like he has a hairball caught in his throat. apparently i'm the only one who heard it...or the only immature enough person to laugh at it...but it was totally funny.

so it's friday. that means i must comment on the bajillion hours of tv i sat through last night. here we go.

#1 - the o.c - okay, now i'm pissed off. if this whole year is going to be about marissa and ryan and how they secretly love each other but are both too bitch-assed to do anything about it, i'm going to scream. and summer is a retard. seth totally loves her, and she's making out with some stupid boy on the swim team. okay, wait. let me rephrase that. making out with some boy on the swim team isn't so bad...but making out with seth would be better.

#2 - the apprentice - i so called it last week that chris would screw up and get fired. c'mon people, let's make 'reality tv' less predictable. i'm not even going to comment on this show, other than that everyone now must call me 'the amanda'. if the donald can do it, so can i.

#3 - er - a good enough show...but what happened to carter, carrie and all the old characters that are still on the show but never show up? stop showing me retarded interns. i don't care about them. and if i ever have to hear ray liotta make barfing noises again i'm going to shred my ears off with a cheese grater.

unexplained hatred of the day: rod stewart.