awkward.

*scene*: london drugs. aisle 8, paper products. infront of charmin ultra toilet paper, various sizes. free febreze air effects with purchase.

*jag* (speaking to friend): do you think this size is the one that you can get free febreze with? i don't even like febreze. but it's free! so why not.

*enter stage right*: middle aged gentleman (mag), looks as though he is on a mission. man proceeds to notice charmin ultra, and in-store coupon for free febreeze. man grabs toilet paper. and in store coupon.

*jag*: i think this is one of the ones that i can get free febreze with. what kind should i get? apple spice and delight? or baked goods?

*mag*: shuffles through available febreze scents. grabs one canister. puts first canister down. apple spice it is. baked goods? you don't want the bathroom to smell like the kitchen.

*jag*: true. i suppose you wouldn't want to get lost.

*mag*: walks away.

*end scene*

other than having weird conversations with strangers, today i noticed that i'm not the only one who loves shawarma.

i also discovered that i'll never make out with doogie howser.