it's true

i do see weird things. i wonder if these things happen to everyone, or if i seem to be prone to attracting total weirdos into my general vicinity.

for example yesterday, on my way to the biggest and most confusing mall ever. i took the skytrain. which, in itself isn't that strange. it s weird however, that one passenger yells, "I LOVE SPANISH! I love spanish! mi casa sous casa" at two other passengers who - gasp! - happen to be speaking spanish. it's even weirder that i heard a satisfying *crack* of a can opening and the smell of beer thrity seconds later from said yelling passenger. oh, that explains so much.

what's better though? how she strikes up a conversation with a newly arrived passenger regarding her red eyeglass frames. a conversation telling her how much she reminds her of jenny jones, "that host that wears her signature red glasses on every show..." i had to bite my tongue to keep from yelling SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL!! But then the conversation turned less awkward when she talked about her hunt for the perfect glasses, and how expensive eyeglasses are these days. thank goodness for my stop.

oh, and it turns out i am very good at spending money at the biggest and most confusing mall ever. four shirts and a pair of shoes later, i still have no new work shoes, and no new work shirts. i'm awesome. it's like i'm a procrastinator at school AND in shopping. like, i do things...but not work. and i buy things...just not the right ones.

oh well. i'm now rockin' some kickin' l.a.m.b. sneakers. i'd put a picture of them up, but apparently mac's are against giving me a link icon on my blogger screen. meh.

one more thing. i'm totally obsessed with big brother! i haven't watched that show since the first and second seasons which seemed like light years ago. but i started to watch it like 3 episodes ago, and now i can't stop! it's like a car accident i just can't turn away from. i think part of its appeal is that it's on three nights a week. which makes it much more appealing. (yes, i just said it's appeal makes it appealing)

let's add that to rockstar, and i've got 5 hours of tv per week between two shows. did i mention how much i freaking love rockstar!? i'm going to a mac cosmetics launch party tomorrow night (and mac is one of my huge loves) and i'm actually going to run home for 9 o'clock so i can watch rockstar. to pull me away from makeup and free hors d'oeurves you know it must be good.

enough for now.