tom, get your plane right on time

so in my boredom, i flipped on snl for the first time in awhile. mostly, because paul simon was the musical guest. too bad the first song he sang sucked more than axl rose trying to make a comeback.

and the second song? who's gonna love you when your looks are gone, paul? well, paul, phone art and see if he'll still love you. because unfortunately, from what you sang tonight - i don't love you.

and another thing. you can sing political songs that are still catchy rather than just annoyingly righteous. take for example, rage against the machine. or perhaps jay-z. both produce somewhat political material in a format that appeals to people. sure, neither are really comparable to your smooth jams, but come on. paul. the only people that will be enjoying that first thing you sang are the hearing impaired.

personally, i'd rather just hear the sound of silence.

get it? get it? i mean really...silence. or, the song the sound of silence. i mean it could go either way...that's the beauty of how i just phrased that. ha. so clever i am.

the irony of it all.

but really. paul, drop the crappy act and go back to sounding awesome. turn down the suck brother!