dialogue of drunks

so, i was the responsible dd last night. little did i know that the conversations one has with friends while they're intoxicated and you're sober are actually quite hilarious. i'll share one particularily funny chat, which stemmed from me commenting about regina....

acs: do you have relatives in regina? you totally look like this boy i went to highschool with.
j: no, regina is totally ghetto.
acs: i know. i honestly don't know how i made it out alive.
j: totally. i mean, how many people did you stab while you grew up there?
acs: i don't know, seven or eight?
j: awesome.
acs: and did i mention that i've been stabbed five times? i'm like the fifty cent of knife wounds.
j: sweet. but hey, at least you've stabbed three more people than you've been stabbed. so rock on.

please note. i actually haven't stabbed anyone. but regina is totally ghetto.

i have to go get dressed. i'm off to regina.