apparently the devil lives in my apartment

so i have wireless internet. when you have wireless, the connection is pretty much a crapshoot. some days good, some days not so good. when your internet is pissing you off, you have the option to view the other wireless networks in your range. evidently, in apartment buildings, this means that there will most likely be more than one network in your range - however, not all are accessible.

long story short. the devil has a wireless network in my building. most networks are named fun things, like 'home' or 'netgear'. then, the other day 'the devil' popped up. who knew hell was wireless? you'd think it would be dial-up. kind of like rural saskatchewan, but really warm instead of really cold.

unfortunately, he's operating a secure connection, so i can't hack in and figure out what porn sites he frequents, or other juicy details like that. i bet he's an ebay shopper. i also bet he's the reason pogo.com is so dang addictive. i love you word-whomp!

to juliette and the licks tonight, which i'm sure is going to be as hedonistic as my building's internet frequencies. too bad for juliette though, she'll always be a little slow in my mind.