with special guest...

so i'm perusing the internet over my lunch hour at work as i typically do, and run across an article i first perceive as fiction. surely, this can't be true. i have several problems with the aforementioned article. #1 - christina ricci isn't cool enough to hang around beck. she's a smushed-faced poo, and her career should have ended at casper. #2 - she's not a japanese sushi girl.

now, it's like beck sat down and said, 'who can i invite to collaborate with me on this album who is at the furthest reaches from the music industry?' well beck, you managed to succeed. in fact, you have inspired me to create a list of people that i am going to invite to record on my first album. here is a sampling:

judd hirsch - as the welder from fiji
stockwell day - as the transvestite from leeds
donatella versace - as the brazillian hooker
and tom cruise - as the weirdo scientologist....wait....

oh, and oddly enough i got the new beck cd today too. the critics say it's his best cd since odelay. i think it's grood. e-pro is good.

and christina ricci stinks. but i guess she was kind of okay in the addam's family.

whatever.