my tooshie hurts
so i gave my quads and butt a workout at work today. i discovered - through sheer luck - that timing yourself to see how fast you can wheel your rolly chair around the pharmacy is great exercise. oh, and it's 20 seconds. but i got slowed down by the rubber matt, and i had another chair as an obstacle, so if i had the chance to re-do my time, i'm sure it would have been faster.
and now, for my daily weird occurence. some dude sitting at the bus stop where i turn into my street tried to pick me up as i walked home. it started out as he said, 'hey, how are you' and me, being a dumb saskatchewan girl said 'good, how are you'. so, he leans his arm over the back of the bench and says, 'can i talk to you for a second?' stupidly, i slow down, turn around and decide to hear what this guy has to say. 'maybe he wants the time,' i think, or to know when the next bus is coming. 'what's your name' he says....and i get this stupid look on my face, shake my head, and before my brain can calculate a response, he goes, 'ooh, not gonna go there, huh?' so i shake my head, turn away and keep walking. as if that wasn't great in itself, i got a 'have a good day sweetie' as i walked away.
gag me.
now, for future reference to this boy: i would never allow myself to get picked up by someone waiting at a bus stop. this implies that you take the bus. you may call me a hypocrite because yes, i also take the bus. however, i take the bus because i have been forced to by a higher power also known as my parents. hello! i only allow myself to get picked up by strangers if they're driving luxury sports cars and offering me candy.
and now, for my daily weird occurence. some dude sitting at the bus stop where i turn into my street tried to pick me up as i walked home. it started out as he said, 'hey, how are you' and me, being a dumb saskatchewan girl said 'good, how are you'. so, he leans his arm over the back of the bench and says, 'can i talk to you for a second?' stupidly, i slow down, turn around and decide to hear what this guy has to say. 'maybe he wants the time,' i think, or to know when the next bus is coming. 'what's your name' he says....and i get this stupid look on my face, shake my head, and before my brain can calculate a response, he goes, 'ooh, not gonna go there, huh?' so i shake my head, turn away and keep walking. as if that wasn't great in itself, i got a 'have a good day sweetie' as i walked away.
gag me.
now, for future reference to this boy: i would never allow myself to get picked up by someone waiting at a bus stop. this implies that you take the bus. you may call me a hypocrite because yes, i also take the bus. however, i take the bus because i have been forced to by a higher power also known as my parents. hello! i only allow myself to get picked up by strangers if they're driving luxury sports cars and offering me candy.
1 Comments:
Hilarious. But not as disturbing as what happened to my friend who lives in North Central. While waiting for the bus at 7:45 a.m. on a Monday morning at -40.0 celsius she had this older guy come up to her and say "ayyy, bay-bee. wanna have sex?" "Uhh, no." "Okay, chill. Just askin'." I told her she had to be pretty hot to get hit on in snowpants!
By Fishsticks, at 3:00 PM
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