vanity fair
so i bought the new vanity fair. the girl at 7-11 asked me if i was buying it just because jennifer aniston was on the cover. yes, maybe i am. and maybe i'm going to punch you in the face. now let me pay for my slurpee and guilt magazine in peace.
when i finally went to bed, i was too tired to read the jennifer aniston whine story, so i read half an article on porn stars who are writing biographies. hello. who needs to read one to figure out what happens? we all know you're a skank, why put it down on paper? all those men buying your book will be upset when they find out it's not a picture book.
the article was kind of interesting though, because they talked about how all the porn stars hate having to work with ron jeremy because he's hairy and gross. which is funny, because i often wondered how these women could do what they do with ron jeremy because he is so hairy and gross. turns out they know he's hairy and gross, but they're still skanky enough to put up with it. i guess that's what separates the porn stars from the normal women. wait...isn't it ironic that ron jeremy can only get laid by porn stars?
when i finally went to bed, i was too tired to read the jennifer aniston whine story, so i read half an article on porn stars who are writing biographies. hello. who needs to read one to figure out what happens? we all know you're a skank, why put it down on paper? all those men buying your book will be upset when they find out it's not a picture book.
the article was kind of interesting though, because they talked about how all the porn stars hate having to work with ron jeremy because he's hairy and gross. which is funny, because i often wondered how these women could do what they do with ron jeremy because he is so hairy and gross. turns out they know he's hairy and gross, but they're still skanky enough to put up with it. i guess that's what separates the porn stars from the normal women. wait...isn't it ironic that ron jeremy can only get laid by porn stars?
posted by justanothergirl at
16.8.05
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I am going through withdrawal from Vainty Fair. I used to subscribe to it. We'll see how long I can go without it.
I don't think it is ironic that only porn stars will have sex with Ron Jeremy. They'd only be willing to have sex with him if they were getting paid. I saw an interview with him one time where he said since he became a porn star, he has only had sex with a woman once where she was not being paid to do it.
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