the first to speak is the first to lie

one week until the rolling stones concert. i think i'm going to buy me one of those shirts with the tongues on them. that way, i can wear it around. and i think that while i'm wearing it, i'll do that chicken-like dance that mick jagger does. i think i'll make new friends. or new enemies. meh, either way i'll be the coolest cat on my block. maybe even in my 'burb.

i bought the latest qotsa album last week and am obsessed with 'burn the witch'. i know i've mentioned my extreme obession with josh homme before, but i will state it again. the man is, well, sex on legs, to put it frankly. i don't know what it is. i mean, he constantly looks stoned and like he just rolled out bed after an eight day bender. but i'd still break into his house and steal his underwear...and that's not at all weird (because i'd take the clean stuff).

i have nothing else to say, other than i also love tom ford. why are all the most perfect beautiful men always gay? it's like he oozes man from every pore, and us women can't do anything about it. i bet his boyfriend is hot. c'mon guys. leave some for the rest of us.