islands in the stream

i love kenny rogers and dolly parton. their 'islands in the stream' should be played on the radio by law at least four times a day. screw the no repeat work day, how do people work without this song?

i have recently disovered that the queens of the stone age are coming out with a new album. which reminds me of how much i want to have babies with josh homme. oh yeah, and it just so happens that he is also dating my heterosexual girl crush. does that make things weird? i think so. but hot-damn, they are one good couple.

as if anyone cares, but i'm going to make a wild attempt at creating my own panini sandwich for lunch. will my george forman grill simply burn the sandwich to death, or will it be a culinary masterpiece? there is only one way to find out for sure. tune in again next week, for our top headline, 'the pirates of panini - search for the lost mayo'.