amanda...throws acorns with surprising accuracy

1.31.2005

stankonia

i need some flava-flav in my life. i have found a routine of going to school and not much else. i really need to find something new and exciting, and perhaps get out of the house some more.

possible new activities:
1) prostitution. i get to meet new people, and earn some cash on the side.
2) knitting. won't get me out of the house, but i will have fashionable new outfits for when i do leave.
3) groupie. i'm with the band. need i say more.
4) mexican farmer. i don't really want to farm, but being mexican would be cool.
5) professional arm wrestler. i could finally tone those arms.
6) speed dating. i don't want the dates, i just want the speed.
7) list maker. i'm already doing that. my life is awesome.

i shall implement the changes effective immediately. either that, or i'll go study. whateva.

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