i was walking out of school today and this totally hot boy was walking in. as i opened the door and stepped out, my shoe made a huge fart noise. i'm never getting married.
Wanna know what's hilarious? Farts. Did I ever tell you about the time I farted in the English Office? The secretary and I pretended that it was the door. And did I ever tell you about the time I was going home from S'toon and stopped at grasswoods for fuel? I bought a Dr Pepper and when I went to pay he asked if that was all. So I reply "No, I have gas." We pretended I didn't say it though.
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hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, don't worry. Boys love that kind of stuff.
Check out Ky's comment on my blog: Ky and Janice accidentally made it sound like I spend my day topless. To a big group of people.
By Queen of West Procrastination, at 12:57 AM
Wanna know what's hilarious? Farts. Did I ever tell you about the time I farted in the English Office? The secretary and I pretended that it was the door.
And did I ever tell you about the time I was going home from S'toon and stopped at grasswoods for fuel? I bought a Dr Pepper and when I went to pay he asked if that was all. So I reply "No, I have gas." We pretended I didn't say it though.
By LynnieC, at 3:02 AM
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