o valencia!

so today i had a grumpy day.

but all was made better by the two comically large oranges i bought at the food store tonight.

i have prepared these incredibly realistic and to-scale drawings so you can appreciate what i mean.

here i am standing next to one of the oranges. as you can see, i am both exhausted from carying the oranges into the house, as well as from the amount of mental calisthenics i've been doing at work lately.
















and, here is another picture of the orange next to my house. obviously, i'm going to have to eat the oranges outside, since they don't actually fit in the house. if anyone knows where i can get an exceptionally large knife, please let me know. clearly a regular paring knife will not do.
















and lastly, i tried to mail one of the oranges. but the lady at the post office said i would have to use more than one fifty-one cent stamp. and, since i'm cheap (and the orange wouldn't fit in the mailbox) i'm keeping the second one in my backyard. i'm thinking since it's winter anyways, after the two months i'll spend eating the first orange the second will still be good.