twenty days

first final tomorrow morning. i just want to get this one out of the way so i can hunker down and study for the other five i have coming up. this is such a piece of crap class. i don't know why they make us write a final anyways. it licks my butt crack.

so i'm learning new things everyday. did you know when people get kidney transplants they usually leave the old kidneys in and put the new one behind your abdominal wall? if i had a kidney transplant, i'd run around all day yelling how great i am because i have three kidneys. i'd be all like, "my body can handle anything - i have three kidneys". me and my kidneys would be so awesome. i think i'll invent a comic book where all the super heroes have weird medical powers, like "filtration boy" who has three kidneys, and maybe "regular boy" who eats lots of fibre. you know, as in he's regular. hey - that's a special power alot of people wish they had.

so the summer countdown is at twenty days. i'm dreaming of the pub by my house, and the gloriousness of long island iced teas within walking distance. mmm mmm mmm. vodkalicious. i am also dreaming of not having to think for awhile. my brain is like putty after this past year...putty that has been smushed and rolled into a long snake, then pulled really thin like an earthworm. then smushed into a ball again and flattened, and had a palm print put into it.

i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove love love studying on a friday night.